Like my other web-nook, only pithier.Tumblr (3.0; @christophercrighton)http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5qA-WcM6Nvs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5qA-WcM6Nvs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Another reminder of how uncreative I still am</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/373452055http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/373452055Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:59:54 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ALNtMq7sD4I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ALNtMq7sD4I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>If anyone’s looking for a fine example of a valedictorian/best man/keynote speech, I think I’ve found what you’re looking for.</p> <p>May also be used as a eulogy but you’ll probably need to finesse it a bit</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/356193970http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/356193970Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:45:02 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vZtsVA-qrNo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vZtsVA-qrNo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>0:13 is my favourite part.</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/350099216/omg-adorbz-of-the-day-ross-butters-dinosaur" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>OMG! Adorbz of the Day:</b> Ross Butter’s “Dinosaur Ballet” just went straight to the top of my Desert Island YouTube Videos list.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.b3ta.com/links/422507" target="_blank">b3ta</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/350874937http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/350874937Sun, 24 Jan 2010 10:39:59 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b5babbd7db4d8f9/4b577e9f7fef8f7b/aa362690/-cpid/90a9a106faa0d0c" id="W4727a250e66f97234b5babbd7db4d8f9" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4b5babbd7db4d8f9/4b577e9f7fef8f7b/aa362690/-cpid/90a9a106faa0d0c" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p>Norm MacDonald doing what he does best.</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/349917239http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/349917239Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:13:07 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnskiNdDW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Siiiiiiiiiiiick</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/347619274/tweet-of-the-day-the-universe-got-a-tiny-bit" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Tweet of the Day: </b>The Universe got a tiny bit smaller today, as Expedition 22 Flight Engineer T.J. Creamer sent out <a href="http://twitter.com/NASA_Astronauts/status/8068507336" target="_blank">the first official (unassisted) tweet from space</a>.</p> <p>Obligatory: Tweeeeeeets. Innnnnnn. Spaaaaaaaace.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2010/jan/HQ_M10-011_Hawaii221169.html" target="_blank">nasa</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/348023383http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/348023383Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:33:10 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwlygqWCll1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is stupendous.</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/346225438/im-with-coco-letter-of-the-day-red-klotz" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>I’m With Coco / Letter of the Day: </b>Red Klotz, owner and head coach of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Generals" target="_blank">Washington Generals</a>, perennial punching bag of the Harlem Globetrotters, reaches out to Conan and Andy in hopes of getting them to join the team.</p> <p>[<a href="http://deadspin.com/5453230/conan-plays-the-lovable-loser-but-on-the-court-as-well" target="_blank">deadspin</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346285640http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346285640Thu, 21 Jan 2010 13:57:46 -0500<a href="http://atwestern.typepad.com/legally_blogged/2010/01/the-mark-of-the-beast.html">The latest from that other blog</a>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346162331http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346162331Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:59:39 -0500<p><a href="http://www.cartridgesave.co.uk/news/if-you-printed-twitter/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.cartridgesave.co.uk/news/uploads/2010/01/if-you-printed-twitter.png" alt="If You Printed Twitter" width="520"/></a><br/>Infographic by Cartridge Save for <a href="http://www.cartridgesave.co.uk/" target="_blank">printer cartridges</a></p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346156998http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346156998Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:54:21 -0500“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”<br/><br/> - <em>Charles Wadsworth (via <a href="http://rulesformyunbornson.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">rulesformyunbornson</a>)</em>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346152248http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/346152248Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:49:45 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PER0crQ8u2c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PER0crQ8u2c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m betting he claims he’s like Princeton because he’s actually more like Brookline.</p> <p>From The Daily What</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/344804282http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/344804282Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:32:31 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwjuzsz8D81qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Finally!</i></p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/344451200/flowchart-of-the-day-the-30-second-rule-a" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Flowchart of the Day:</b> “<a href="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/youdroppedfood.jpg" target="_blank">The 30-Second Rule, A Decision Tree</a>” by Audrey Fukman and Andy Wright.</p> <p>Bacon: It always trumps health concerns.</p> <p>[<a href="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2010/01/you_dropped_food_on_the_floor.php" target="_blank">sfweekly</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/344573661http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/344573661Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:01:02 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gPbh6Ru7VVM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gPbh6Ru7VVM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Just a great little video about a soda shop and its gee-golly proprietor.</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/274954212http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/274954212Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:19:04 -0500<a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/12/olympic_torch_relay_heads_to_v.html">Olympic Torch Photos are real purdy</a>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/274943649http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/274943649Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:07:26 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oTAbs6r0pZU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oTAbs6r0pZU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Ka-boom!!!</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/270584594http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/270584594Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:45:55 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bZF6Kx88LM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bZF6Kx88LM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>For fans of “How I Met Your Mother” or soliciting sex from strangers*</p> <p>*Note: the two needn’t be mutually exclusive.</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/250334076/this-is-jason-segelarious-you-should-watch-it-of" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>This Is Jason Segelarious, You Should Watch It of the Day:</b> Freaky Jason Segel debuted a new song with very personal lyrics during last night’s Swell Season concert at The Wiltern in Los Angeles.</p> <p>Old and Busted: 867-5309. New Hotness: 315-329-6673.</p> <p>[<i>thanks matt!</i>]</p> </blockquote>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/250475788http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/250475788Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:14:33 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rxAT7DtQfeA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rxAT7DtQfeA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Why can’t dudes like this ever be featured on The Bachelor?</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/250472127http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/250472127Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:10:44 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksz3biIjkW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is awesome, squared.</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/240916827/oh-via-nsfw" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/115679/Best-use-of-Live-Journal-%28Official%29?page=703" target="_blank">via</a>. (nsfw)]</p> </blockquote>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/241451344http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/241451344Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:11:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksl8l8BPnV1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/232943927/cannot-be-unseen-of-the-day-you-are-now-aware" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Cannot Be Unseen of the Day: </b>You are now aware that the Viper logo is Daffy Duck’s face upside down.</p> <p>Have a nice day.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a0qlw/you_are_now_aware_that_the_viper_logo_is_daffy/" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/233022677http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/233022677Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:19:32 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MW1gHwiZJFg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MW1gHwiZJFg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Why would I pay $10 (and a little piece of my dignity) to see <i>This Is It</i> when the definitive MJ film exists right here?</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/232260112http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/232260112Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:13:20 -0500<p>Pyramid Schemes <i>can</i> be legal, while Ponzi Schemes <i>never</i> are.</p>http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/231483182http://christophercrighton.tumblr.com/post/231483182Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:17:06 -0500