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For fans of “How I Met Your Mother” or soliciting...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:14:33 -0500

For fans of “How I Met Your Mother” or soliciting sex from strangers*

*Note: the two needn’t be mutually exclusive.

This Is Jason Segelarious, You Should Watch It of the Day: Freaky Jason Segel debuted a new song with very personal lyrics during last night’s Swell Season concert at The Wiltern in Los Angeles.

Old and Busted: 867-5309. New Hotness: 315-329-6673.

[thanks matt!]

Why can’t dudes like this ever be featured on The...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:10:44 -0500

Why can’t dudes like this ever be featured on The Bachelor?

This is awesome, squared. thedailywhat: Oh. [via. (nsfw)]

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:11:20 -0500

This is awesome, squared.

thedailywhat:

Oh.

[via. (nsfw)]

thedailywhat: Cannot Be Unseen of the Day: You are now aware...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:19:32 -0500

thedailywhat:

Cannot Be Unseen of the Day: You are now aware that the Viper logo is Daffy Duck’s face upside down.

Have a nice day.

[via.]

Why would I pay $10 (and a little piece of my dignity) to see...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:13:20 -0500

Why would I pay $10 (and a little piece of my dignity) to see This Is It when the definitive MJ film exists right here?

And what did I learn today?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:17:06 -0500

Pyramid Schemes can be legal, while Ponzi Schemes never are.

sigh. I, too, am one of the guilty. thedailywhat: Steve...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:22:37 -0400

sigh. I, too, am one of the guilty.

thedailywhat:

Steve Breen.

My Favourite Meatheads #1

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:56:37 -0400

As I strolled north up Talbot St. today I was passed by a slightly dirty white Ford pickup truck that was emblazoned with the following windshield decal:

Dodge Sucks.

Now, rather than convince me of its premise (that Dodge vehicles do, in fact, suck) or the antithesis of that premise (that Ford vehicles are actually “the suck”) I came to a distinct, but entirely reasonable, conclusion:

You suck, my meatheaded friend, you do.

I’m in a real pickle with this video. It very clearly...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:51:42 -0400

I’m in a real pickle with this video.

It very clearly requires an explanation BUT it’s resoundingly unexplainable.

I had a laugh in the shower...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:06:40 -0400

no, not because I looked at my genitals (nice try at cracking wise, though) but because I saw this slogan on the packaging of my chosen body wash:

Dial: Maintenance for your Mansuit.

(sighs) Oh, my mansuit. If only it had been better tailored.

Stimuli

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:03:26 -0400

Before returning to this forum I needed the right stimulus.

I found it yesterday.

While walking home I passed an unlikely pair of men on the picturesque Blackfriars Bridge. One looked like that personal trainer from The Biggest Loser. The other looked like a competitor.

The swarthier of the duo was wearing a t-shirt that neatly read: “Meatpoop”.

“All is right in the world,” I thought, “all is well.”

Owe Balma

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:06:17 -0400

The way my tv’s caption function recognizes the US President’s name.

I don’t know what the pundits are on about; the economy...

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:39:50 -0400

I don’t know what the pundits are on about; the economy looks pretty healthy to me.

“I didn’t want to wake you up, but I really want to...

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:38:09 -0400

“I didn’t want to wake you up, but I really want to show you something”

"Under no circumstances will I ever purchase anything offered to me as the result of an unsolicited..."

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:07:04 -0400

“Under no circumstances will I ever purchase anything offered to me as the result of an unsolicited e-mail message. Nor will I forward chain letters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus warnings to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the survival of the online community.”

- Roger Ebert, “The Boulder Pledge”

I sort of liked you, movie.

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:29:04 -0400

I sort of liked you, movie.

The Perfect Movie Poster

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:11:10 -0400

The Perfect Movie Poster

Dutch = Awesome

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:02:21 -0400

Dutch = Awesome

Gallant.

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:42:09 -0400

Gallant.

This is my (read: lives with my parents but definitely digs me...

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 09:59:20 -0400

This is my (read: lives with my parents but definitely digs me the most) dog. His name is Higgins. He rules. Probably more than your dog.

Just sayin’